is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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