i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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