Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Alive.
So much puke
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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