Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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