Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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