You made me cry and you don't even care
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.