Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
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dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me