gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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