used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds