Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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