I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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