That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
