Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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