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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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