You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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