About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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