i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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