and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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