yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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