You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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