I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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