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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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