Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So apparently I’m into choking now
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