he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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