I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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