if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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