I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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