i just had sex bonerless
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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