you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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