I want to stick my p in your. b.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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