We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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