the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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