are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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