so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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