his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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