So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So much Jack, so little girl.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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