YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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