why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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