when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She bit a glass in half.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
