is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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