Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
there is glitter all over my balls
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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