So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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