windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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