I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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