got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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