i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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