Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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