Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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