Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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