Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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