If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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