i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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