so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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