Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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