I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
