He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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