I wanna passion pit in your ass
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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