Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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