hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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